I would be sad if it weren’t for one Zirtec, two Advil [and] a drink that made me feel invincible[1]…I’m just glad I live[d] to tell the tale

hotep.

I Would Be Sad

Mysterious Bruises (I’m old fashion, and proud.)

Live to Tell the Tale

p.s. I’ll be living on a farm for the next month.  This will be interesting.