This has everything to do with nothing.

I would be sad if it weren’t for one Zirtec, two Advil [and] a drink that made me feel invincible[1]…I’m just glad I live[d] to tell the tale…
hotep.
Mysterious Bruises (I’m old fashion, and proud.)
p.s. I’ll be living on a farm for the next month. This will be interesting.